I need a cover story for the DMV

"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal) 01/13/2017 at 18:33 • Filed to: None

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Please help.

S65 > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:35

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Panty Thief?

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > S65 01/13/2017 at 18:36

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Well yeah but I need a bullshit cover story if I hope to ever get it past the censors.

deekster_caddy > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:37

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I love painting feathers and spelling things funny!

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:39

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Praise Not ThYself, The Heavenly Father

... They’ll assume you’re a religious but who honestly doesn’t see it any other way.

E90M3 > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:41

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Plenty thrifty, I don’t know.  

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:45

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Thf in my circle is tetrahydrofuran. I don’t know how work the pnty part.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:46

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Lmao, you have to choose each character via *dropdown menu*? Whoever that UI designer is, they need fired posthaste.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:49

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It’s your favorite SpongeBob episode.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > The Lurktastic Opponaught 01/13/2017 at 18:49

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Is thf something which can be sharpened into a point?

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/13/2017 at 18:49

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When you’re in the very hub of technology and you’re scoring gigs designing websites for the DMV odds are low that they care.

I’m shocked it works on my phone.

Urambo Tauro > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:50

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Plymouth Neon Time. You Triumph Here Forever.

Urambo Tauro > Urambo Tauro 01/13/2017 at 18:52

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No, wait:

Plymouth Neon Time. Yes! The Heart Flutters.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/13/2017 at 18:54

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It’s a nasty solvent I use for surface chemistry work. It would freeze if immersed in liquid nitrogen, so yes, theoretically it could be sharpened.

Technically right is the best kind of right :-)

Die-Trying > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:55

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PoiNTY TeeHF

E90M3 > The Lurktastic Opponaught 01/13/2017 at 18:55

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What do you do that you work with that?

The Lurktastic Opponaught > E90M3 01/13/2017 at 18:56

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The short answer is scientist. The long answer is a lot more complicated.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/13/2017 at 18:57

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It’s good in that it takes care of the parsing and forces one to use valid setups while showing all available characters.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 01/13/2017 at 18:57

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This is the right answer

comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 18:58

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Since you’re in California: Pacific National Transgender Youth Transitional Housing Foundation....you’re starting a non-profit to help transgender youth find affordable housing if they’ve lost their housing due to their gender identity....that way if they deny it, you can claim intolerance. But, to really make it work, you’re going to have to register the name...and it wouldn’t be a bad charity, I suppose.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 01/13/2017 at 19:02

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You’re a fucking mastermind.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 19:09

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Painting (the) youth (with) Hydrogen Fuel

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 01/13/2017 at 19:15

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That’s genius.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 19:19

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You run a small business called “Paint Yo Thief” that permanantly marks convicts with red hands.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 19:19

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Progresssive New Trending Youth Trailblazing High Fliers.

A young pilot social lifestyle brand. Works with your screenname, too.

Chasaboo > Urambo Tauro 01/13/2017 at 19:26

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That reads like a Haiku.

GolfR Guy > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/13/2017 at 19:46

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You can hit tab after selecting the first letter, then just hit “Y” or “other letter” after that. Makes it a ton quicker.

iSureWilll > comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 01/13/2017 at 20:13

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Gold Star

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 20:14

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What does it actually mean? I wanna say “Pity the fool” but the N throws it off.

wkiernan > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 21:49

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“’Plenty thoughtful.’ I’m a professor of philosophy.”

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/13/2017 at 22:07

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It stands for Panty Thief. Someone who didn’t know me thought I had stolen a pair of her underwear. After telling her friends about this she was advised to confront me on the issue. I denied it but when I started laughing she thought maybe I was lying. I told her maybe I stole them to sell on Craigslist. I figured they would turn up sooner or later and I was flattered to be accused of such a thing. Never would I steal someone’s underwear, but I’m a joker so I guess who knows what to think.

When she found them two days later and I was exonerated she had to explain to everyone that I’m actually *not* a panty thief. People seemed mixed. Turns out there must be some weird fantasy about having a guy nick your nickers or something.

So now I want to roll around town with that license plate. Naturally.

comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/13/2017 at 23:42

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And of course, once you get the housing situation under control, you need to address their food needs, so you’ll then launch the Pacific National Transgender Youth Supplemental Nutrition Institute For Resource Sharing....PNTYSNIFRS